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SOTU GOP Style

What gets a Republican off his/her butt? What key taglines got the House and Senate majority all hot and bothered last night?

The GOP only standing ovations followed the dramatic statements below.

• Fellow citizens, we are in this fight to win, and we are winning.
• -- so I ask you to reauthorize the Patriot Act.
• -- because we will not sit back and wait to be hit again.
• We hear claims that immigrants are somehow bad for the economy -- even though this economy could not function without them.
• ,and make the tax cuts permanent.
• And we can tackle this problem together, if you pass the line-item veto.
• -- I ask Congress to pass medical liability reform this year.
• The Supreme Court now has two superb new members, Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Sam Alito.

Make of it what you will. No matter how you slice it, it's a odd assortment of priorities.