March 31, 2006

Whatta Card - Art vs Life, Act II

Genuine Heartfelt Praise

Andy is respected by his colleagues for his humility, his decency and his thoughtfulness. GWB - 3.28.06

White House speech writer guidebook for departing members

Andy: Oh yeah, he's quite a guy, he's quite a guy. I could tell you some stories.
TV host: Tell us one.
Andy: Um.
TV Hostess: Andy, Herb tells us that he often picks records and programs the music at WKRP. Wouldn't that be your job?
Andy: Herb said that?
TV Hostess: Uh huh.
Andy: Well, you know, I go to Herb for advice, as we all do. He's just a good man to talk to. I would say that Herb Tarlek is a hard worker, a loyal husband, and all around fine person.
Venus: Herb is a hard worker, a loyal husband, and an all around fine person.
Bailey: Um, Herb Tarlek is a, uh, a loyal worker. No! He's a loyal husband. He's a loyal husband, um... um. He's a loyal...
Les, showing his awards: I won this one in 1975 when I broke the big soybean shortage story. Now over here - over here...
TV host: Say Les?
Les: What?
TV Host: What's Herb Tarlek like?
Les: Hard worker, loyal husband, all around fine person. Now this, this is the coveted Silver Sow Award. I'm sure your viewers would love to touch it!
Johnny: Hard worker, loyal husband, fine person.
Bailey: He's a loyal, all around...
Mr Carlson: Herb Tarlek is a hard worker, loyal husband and all around fine person.
Jennifer: Hard worker, loyal husband, and all around fine person.
Bailey: All around fine person. There! I did it!

Inspirational, ain't it?

Posted by kerry at March 31, 2006 05:09 AM
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