When you're running after a screaming four year old with a spiked fever, an ear ache and mopping up puddles of sporadic vomit, odd how you're just not concerned as much with your own health. Funny how that doesn't come until after your laying fully clothed under four blankets and still shivering. Of course by that time, the rugrat's feeling better and just can't understand why you're not nearly as interested in playing as he is.
What a wasted weekend.
Well, not totally wasted... I got to clear off some TIVO backlog and learned the following;
* Losing Democratic Presidential candidates don't grow the appropriately sized set of testicles until approximately 1.5 to 2 years after their loss. John Kerry was great on MTP and Wolf Shitzer... where was that guy in October of 2004?
* Bill Maher's backhanded compliment to Joe Biden's long-windedness was hysterical and although the point that complicated topic require more dialogue... he should have added a "when appropriate".
* The Leaker in Chief took precious time out of his scheduled nap time to laud the NASCAR drivers, the 200,000 fans and holler "gentlemen, start your engines" via remote video at TMS yesterday while 500,000 people filled the streets in Dallas to protest anti-immigration legislation.
* No matter how many veins pop in Scotty's sloping little forehead, he's still not convincing when spinning the president's right declassify information on a whim and then declare righteous indignation over it's release while behaving in a manner inconsistent with Constitutional law then demanding, it's the administration's right to classify bad behavior.
* NARAL needs a new slogan. I'm thinking, "If it ain't yer uterus It ain't yer choice". Simple 'nuff, no?
* Bill Frist wants to be a gay cowboy.
* Tom DeLay is a martyr to the majority of Texans... or at least those who write opinion letters.
* Harry Reid is Superman. He alone stopped the Rethuglican trifecta machine's push for immigration reform. Now if he could summon the strength to bend small minds around him.
Posted by kerry at April 10, 2006 03:44 AM