* Shorter Hewitt: If you ain't myopic like Powerline, you ain't squat.
* Shorter Mr. Malkin: Looky looky... I my wife has a new site!!!!
* Shorter Lieberman: I am a Democrat, damnit.. even if I have to run as an independant to prove it.
* Shorter Wingnut: Jesus loves you so we don't have to.
* GOP to Oil Conglomerates: Yesa Masa.
* McCain on Rumsfeld: I'm in favor of an investigation until I'm not... or get a call from George, whichever comes first.
* Bush to Congress: Fund the war no matter what.