GOP 1:1-3
1. And the Lord spoke unto them thusly, "For she art the divine spirit of wisdom and goodness, the arbitrator of what is godly, moral and just. She shall move amongst them as human, yet guided by a higher power. Her voice shall appear caustic and vitrolic but as the vessel of Lord, she shall carry my message with love and without fear."
2. "There will be those who rise up against her and they shall be struck down with shock and with infinite awe. The Godless with whom she walks among will fail to understand her and will mock in their ignorance. They are not to be taunted, their final punishment is in my hands."
3. "When thou doest peruse the words inspired through pure divinity, reverence must be shown. Only she, chosen by my hand, speaketh on my behalf and as has been written, there is no place in my house for pansies, rapists, the media or worse... bleeding heart liberals. As my voice on earth, it is she who deems the just worthy of passage, be it through vast generalizations, cherry picking, or arbitrary appropriations, I have endowed her with some of my wisdom and all of my wrath. Heed her voice, she speaketh for me. It has been written, so shall it be."
Posted by kerry at June 15, 2006 02:24 AM