2006 Election Tip
How to win as an incumbent.
- Declare WMDs found in an effort to bolster your 18% slip in the polls. Don't mention your fantasy of man/dog love.
- Abstain from voting and thus ensuring yourself another guaranteed raise without any performance review and then work your ass off to block an increase to the minimum wage.
- Make bilingual ballots a sticking point as to why the Voting Rights Act of 1965 shouldn't be renewed.
Lather, rinse, repeat... ad infinitum.
Posted by kerry at June 22, 2006 06:17 AM