June 22, 2006

2006 Election Tip

How to win as an incumbent.

  1. Declare WMDs found in an effort to bolster your 18% slip in the polls. Don't mention your fantasy of man/dog love.
  2. Abstain from voting and thus ensuring yourself another guaranteed raise without any performance review and then work your ass off to block an increase to the minimum wage.
  3. Make bilingual ballots a sticking point as to why the Voting Rights Act of 1965 shouldn't be renewed.

Lather, rinse, repeat... ad infinitum.

Posted by kerry at June 22, 2006 06:17 AM
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