The Pitch:
A well known action hero-type actor is plied with massive quantities of liquor, dropped in the Gaza strip with a Hummer a stopwatch and told he has an hour and a half to get to Amman Jordan. Throughout all possible routes, police officers and random citizens have been given the transcript of both his last movie and any and all possible unsolicited opinions recently given to persons of authority and the media.
Hilarities ensue.
Posted by kerry at July 31, 2006 03:36 AMNow THAT is one Mel Gibson movie I would break my self-imposed Melcott to see. He's a schmo and a loser and while I'm sorry to hear about his entanglement with the law (well, okay, not really), I am not in the least surprised to hear that he's the raging anti-semitic bigot that we (i.e., thinking people) thought he was. Ugh.
Posted by: L. at July 31, 2006 11:13 AM