August 23, 2006

Parallel Universes

Ah, American Culture. We ain't high-brow, but you know where we're comin' from.

All you need to know about America, her values and her freedomses can be found in either a country song or the lives of the artists themselves. ...and they say Hollywood is crazy?

Two days after her DUI arrest, she was injured in a beating by her former boyfriend, William McKnight, who pleaded guilty to domestic assault and was sentenced to serve 30 days in jail.

McCready has since sued McKnight over the beating and given birth to his child.



Which explains, this.

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

Now, when we see Bush chuckling to himself on the dais and the laughter appears wholely unrelated to the topic, we know why things seem, so durn funny.

Posted by kerry at August 23, 2006 08:53 AM
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