Via the penultimate virgin we find out all kinds of neato yet unknown science facts. Like, pollution causes homosexuality.
This is biology, after all. Fish will be fish -- and they will be the kind of fish they're born to be. So what if the environment we create for them determines the sexuality of our fish? There's nothing wrong with variety, is there? How can we say that distinct male and female fish are better than queer fish, fish that move where the river takes them? Isn't tolerance better than rigidity? Only a Bible-thumping, gun-rack-on-the-truck, Confederate flag waver would claim that God created fish male and female, or that they have to stay that way.
So let's change our textbooks. Let's teach our kids to learn to live together with intersex fish in peace and harmony. And let's teach our kids that our society can be just like the society of the Potomac largemouth bass. We can learn a lot from nature -- free will is basically an illusion, so we are just as much products of our biology as the Elton Johns of the deep.
The queen of the unhinged is bound and determined to link the entire left to a movie with a hypothetical theme just like Cheney does with Iraq to OBL.
Posted by kerry at September 14, 2006 08:34 PMBloody Bush Derangement Syndrome isn't new. But September 11 and the campaign season do seem to have exacerbated the symptoms. And the commercial success and social acceptability of "Kill Bush" literature, talk radio rhetoric and art on the Left is on the rise. From Sarah Vowell's best-selling murder travelogue of assassinated Republican presidents, "Assassination Vacation,"...
