September 18, 2006

Add Two Drops of Irony and Stir

This man.

Said this.

In addition to the synthetic scene here in South Florida, the metrosexual madness down here is so sassy and solid it leaves a redneck refugee like me shaking like a junkie for a testosterone reality fix away from the weapons-grade foolishness that unfortunately inundates one of the most beautiful spots on the planet.

I know more rednecks than I know metrosexuals and Doug, hunting a wild animal doesn't make you a redneck but makeup and a coif, definitely makes you a metrosexual.

Posted by kerry at September 18, 2006 02:38 PM
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