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Everything New Is Old Again

What a vacation, morning after morning sitting in front of C-SPAN with no internet connection... oh the nervous ticks that develop.

While offline, the landscape's changed so dramatically.

• Bush and Mr. Wu are trying to figure out how best to display the boxed head of Saddam next to his golden guns.
• Gerald Ford's pissing all over the Iraq war from the grave.
• Record US casualties in Iraq while Bush spends less time re-vectoring his vision than it takes to play a full game of Monopoly.
• Once again, the War on Christmas has been as effective as the War on Drugs.
• We're not done spending un-regulated and un-budgeted dollars on a manufactured war.
• The talk of impeachment is still around... and no one is apparently paying attention to the list of Constitutional successors.
• The wingnuttiest still have issues with their crutch being made fun of. strong reading recommendation
• Jesus has fallen in love with both the anti-missile defense shield and pre-emptive strikes.

Welcome to 2007 and may all of our dreams of fiscal responsibility, pork reductions, congressional oversight and a reduction in abuse of power come true.