A Dumbfuckologist's work, is never done.
1. Jesus didn't get this kind of Sunday media coverage on Easter Sunday.
Jesus should look into hiring the Easter Bunny's agent.
2. But Obama ought to thank his lucky liberal stars that he's not a Republican. This is not the standard the media had for George W. Bush in 1999, when the entire liberal media ran in a pack suggesting Bush was a cokehead.
Yeah, that really had an impact on the wool already in place on the American voter's eyes.
3. So, why is the left so determined to continue the myth that teens are going to “do it anyway”; that they are captive to their hormones so we must provide them with “protection” and ignore everything else?
Because without all the facts you remain ignorant and ignorance is a killer.
4. If Clinton had been asked how many sexual encounters it took for him to remember Monica's name (six) and he got the answer wrong, it would not be perjury since, like Monica's name, it's an easy thing to forget.
Bill Clinton, the yardstick by which all politics will be measured. No matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.
5. I’m not suggesting that Clinton did not want to protect America from Bin Laden. I am suggesting that this was not a top priority for his administration. Their top priority was to save Clinton from impeachment and to discredit special prosecutor Ken Starr.
Ah yes, because Clinton's impeachment was an act of his own doing and preferential to getting the work done he was elected to do... oh wait no, that was a Republican distraction.
6. The secular left is an amalgam of mayhem, a veritable Star Wars bar scene, a rogue gallery of freaks, geeks, nuts, sluts, slick politco’s and skanky ho’s—and we’re letting them walk without skewering the living day lights out of them. What’s wrong with us? We’ve become nicer than Christ.
First one to CafePress this on a bumper sticker wins eternal salvation.
Posted by kerry at February 6, 2007 02:09 AM