February 15, 2007

Dumbfuckology: Of Course They're Making Sense.

1. Any homosexual can marry in any state of the Union and receive every one of the privileges and benefits of state-sanctioned matrimony. He just cannot marry someone of the same sex. These are rights and restrictions all citizens share equally.

It's my right as a closed minded citizen to demand that legal rights be denied to others simply on the basis of who it is, they happen to love.

2. He the liberal is willing to use any kind of government power, including power which destroys the foundations of civilized freedom, in order to get what he demands: government insured safety and security over the entire lifespan, along with accommodation to his neurotic demands.

No, abuse of power that undermines freedom for the sake of perceived safety is limited to the GOP these days.

3. The unsubstantiated hot air that emits from Gore’s pie hole, the friction heat his chunky thighs generate when he waddles, plus the greenhouse gas he bellows out his backside after scarfing down the grande enchilada platter at Casa Ole are enough to make a polar bear bust a sweat.

Ew. Disturbing stalker fantasies.

4. Nevertheless, because ideas have consequences, one cannot ignore the recent push by big-name skeptics to persuade Americans that there is no God and that we should therefore adopt a new set of ethical standards.

No sir. We look to the holders of faith to *prove* there's a god first and then we'll talk about how ethical standards aren't unique to the Judeo/Christian believers... and how, they sometimes even appear mutually exclusive.

5. This isn’t the first time Democrats have walked us down a path to failure against radical Islamic terrorists.

John Boehner, Townhall contributor, minority leader and head cheerleader for Dinesh D'Souza

6. Could it be that Christian Jihad is the only way to stop the blood-seeking radical, Islamic movement? A revival of bedrock Christianity, such as the brand of faith seen in the book of Acts, is our only hope of stopping the advance of violent anti-west radicals. This Christian response may require the mobilization of Christian missionaries that are willing to risk their lives for the cause of Christ.

Ann Coulter 1:1 Smite thine enemy and convert with extreme prejudice.

Posted by kerry at February 15, 2007 02:17 AM
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