Shorter and sweeter than required by law.
1. Instituting a theocracy is the only way to win the GWOT.
2. Christianity is the true democracy, as long as you redefine democracy where the people don't have a vote.
3. Morals cannot come from within. We cannot behave properly without rules establish by an unseen force ~6K years ago.
4. George W., my love for you transends rational thought.
5. Iraqis weren't angered by treament within Abu Ghraib, they're upset about the sexual proclivities of their guards. Appalachian kink will be the ruin of us all.
6. I'm not homophobic, I'm a chick-banging, deer huntin', knuckle-draggin' lout who can't comprehend the possibility gay men might like my hobbies too.