* Women can't fight if their burka'ed.
* Dagnabbit.. pick an enemy and stick with it. We're confusing the competition.
* Global warming hoax provides nice bridges in the desert for trolls. Follow the bees.
* Support the troops does not end at 'honorable discharge'.
* Be sure your sins will find you out. Keepin' it all biblical and shit for our brother in Christ, El Prez.
* All surge and no prep makes johnny an ineffective soldier.