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Living up to expectations

The benefits of gun barrel democracy

• Unlimited power, water and sewer.
• Superior healthcare.
• Guaranteed safefy and welfare for families.
• Enhanced security.
• A voice in local, regional and national politics.
• Shared investment in the nation's exports.
• Equal access to provisions.
• Increased freedom of movement.

or not... (h/t Todd)