September 13, 2007
Hearing the Words of The Blessed Messenger
For early release:
My Fellow Americans.
It is my goal as war president, commander in chief and allied ruler of all I've invaded... that as the twighlight days of my regime near I will ensure that troop levels in Iraq are back to where they were when we invaded. I promise to stay the course. Fight the good fight here, on the ground, against those who say we can't win. The winning begins now and again in six months or so. I am committed to infusing my remaining speeches with references to 9/11 and tying it to Iraq, now that our sieve has ensured their presence on our battleground. Mission continues to be Accomplished despite what the critics on the other side of the aisle say. Accomplishments are in the eye of the beholder and as the decider I can also designate myself as the beholder. Behold!
Osama is yesterday's news (literally) but will be referenced occasionally to ensure you're still scared enough to keep the war funding flowing without complaint. Our seas can no longer protect us and as I told Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi, whoda thunk that after the nuclear strafing we inflicted on them in '45 that we'd be holding hands and posing like runway models together today? We stayed the course then (albeit shorter) and will now.
If we retreat and allow the Iraqis the right as an independent country to rise up on their own, rebuild, unshock and unawe their landscape, return public services to the people, reinstitute healthcare, open their schools and take control of their natural resources, we all lose. More importantly we as a nation do not get the credit for building a nation as this one crumbles from the inside and if our contractors in Iraq are usurped by the locals, it could have a negative impact on not only the building of but the legacy within, my pResidential Library.
Happy Ramadan, Rosh Hashanah and have yourselves a swell election season
May my god bless.