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Prop-agenda

Why faith is required to be a red-stater

• Keeping the troops in Iraq is the best way to support them.
• Bringing the troops home is unpatriotic.
• Unregulated and unbudgeted war spending is critical but domestic infrastructure spending reprehensible.
• Increasing taxes or asking America to sacrifice is liberal but vetos are used for moraltity platforms only.
• Abortion is wrong and so is insuring the nation's youth.
• Federal government regulation is too invasive unless it can be used to manipulate results.
• Global Warming does not exist but it sure is nice to have access to all that oil and the shipping route in the Arctic.
• Above the law, applies to the White House, war contractors, GOP legislators but Bill Clinton's penis is still naughty.
• Freedom has to be sacrificed in the effort to install it elsewhere.
• Immigrants are bad, except the ones doing work for you directly.
• Owning the big tent means you can exclude or ignore whomever you want.