One server move, a bajillion files manipulated, rebuilt, much nashing of teeth and 12 days later the monkeys return to the front of the cage to resume masticating loudly, picking lice and flinging feces liberally.
Enjoy.
What did we miss kids?
* The Lead Special Underpants Gnome wants you to know Jesus is just alright and Joseph Smith Jr. is all uber cool and stuff and the best polygamist prophet a guy could ask for.
* "9/11 Washed My Sins Away", by Rapmaster Rudy G.
* The Liberal Media is an unstoppable force of influence.
* The wheel has been reinvented.
* The TSA, not just lifting your luggage but your personal items as well... all now, on ebay.
* Freedom is not free... it cost a bunch of money to develop the crowd control techniques to keep you subdued.
* Intelligence will from here on out be referred to as "loosely associated data cobbled together by a couple of underpaid temps in a closet manipulated later for general consumption" or LADCTBACOUTINACMLFGC for short.
* It's not about competence anymore... it's about who's willing to take jobs, nobody wants.
* Will we be better off four years from now than we are today? It's up to us.
* Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God, what is God's... which of course is absurd because we all know God has an inaccessible Swiss account and ain't nobody tappin' that well.
* Congress is feigning mock shock that the CIA might possibly have behaved badly then destroy the evidence. Waterboarding works folks and Harriet Miers, Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove will now undergo required questioning in the manner allowed by US law. We have met the enemy and he is us.
* I'll be yer Huckabee.
Posted by kerry at December 11, 2007 03:20 AM