"If the reason for the season is the virgin birth, why don't the manger scenes involve stirrups, a midwife and a big bowl of hot water?"
In other news
* Prepare to dodge a draft. Really, there's no other way they'll get the boots on the ground.
* Prefab hotdog to go with your GMO corn on the cob?
* KBR, gang raping women in Iraq so they don't have to do it here. Again, fuzzy laws apply.
* The war funding's already so corrupt the mafia's feeling jilted, why not?
* He just cannot help himself... so cheated of the Vietnam experience was he, that it's become necessary to live vicariously through the irreparable injuries of others dying for his myopic vision. It's not enough to have just one or two failed fronts in the GWOT... 3 is truly a charm.
* Jesus loves me more than you... for the Bible tells him to. Campaigns 2008, holier than thoueth.
* Spoils of war... just out of reach in Syria. Democracy installed... NEXT!
* Chance the Gardner performs as instructed. Was told he did well.
* January 2008, Department of Justice approves CIA methods for use on non-combatant citizen detainees in the War on Reality within the continental U.S.