State of the Bubble.
My fellow Americans, I can with all confidence, declare the state of my bubble, strong and fully intact. At no time in recent history, have we seen such dramatic changes in the housing market nor have we experienced such an international focus on the value of our currency. We have won two wars simultaneously and seen vast and immesurable changes across the Middle East due to our overwhelming influence. The changes in the poverty level, minimum wage and job loss over the last 7 years have been incredible and will contribute greatly to both my legacy and the health of the nation going forward.
Record numbers have been seen in the stock market, the oil and defense industry and an overwhelming influx of revenue into the "contracting" fields. Recent changes have required tough decisions to be made relative to many government programs from bankruptcy to healthcare for children from which I hope to strengthen the free market and spur new growth and creativity.
It has been an honor to serve as your President and I hope in the next 11 months I can effectively complete the tasks laid out before me. I intend to maintain the status quo and will strive to ensure its stability. I will continue to work with the Democratic majority on the Hill in the same manner and regard as I have in the last 13 months. My veto powers will be used judiciously, fairly and equitably for all.
Nine eleven changed everything and in this post-tragedy world, we must remember freedom is not free and payment is past due.
Good night and may my God bless.
Posted by kerry at January 28, 2008 06:11 AM