* GOP soccer moms unsure what benefit the Iraq war truly has on their day to day lives can rest now, knowing that the heroin little Johnny's using after school is from the country we liberated from a WMD sporting madman.
* Are you better off now that you were four years ago? Eight? Did the last round of tax cuts truly save the economy or did they really only benefit corporations who wound up laying your ass off anyway?
* Waterboarding for all. With unrestricted spying everyone becomes a suspect. Here's to WB'ing kiosks on every corner. It's as justifiable as the fears manufactured to support it. Get your board and pail now. Orwell would be proud.
* Dogs and cats sleeping together, it'd be anarchy. How extreme is it to think some in the nation just want the country to do well versus just a single party or small grouping of individuals?
* If Turkey's bombing Kurds and we're upping the civilian body count, how likely is it we may not be on the planned trajectory towards meeting the goals we arbitrarily set for the Iraqi people? Tis hard to govern the recently exploded.
* Johnny Mac, all that and a bag of chips. One super leg-humpin' patsy for the current administration and poster-boy for how the GOP machine eats its own. 2008 season, one for the record books.