February 15, 2008

Spies Like Us

Shorter GWB

The only way we can catch Osama and combat terrorism is to tap your phones. Unless of course I can't protect the telecommunications industrylobby and then, I'm willing to veto it all.

The terrorists are still out there. booga booga booga... and, don't forget to vote your fears.

Shorter John McCain'

I was against cruel and unusual torture when it was me being tortured.


Posted by kerry at February 15, 2008 02:10 AM
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