* Immunity For All!!!!! Get out of jail free cards now available in the White House lobby, stop by for your once in a lifetime opportunity. High crimes and misdemeanors are now in vogue, just don't be a liberal.
* Gimme Jesus gummint money! I promise to believe man walked with dinosaurs and that global climate change is a hoax... until the check clears.
* Biblical interpretations, not for amateurs, atheists, or Democratic candidates. Needs to be left in the capable hands of those who recommend biblical wrestling with young boys as pre-homosexual prevention.
* Maybe the moral question should be, "does the behavior negatively impact others?". If no than it's not immoral. The time machine argument is however, idiotic... let's take the same machine back 50 years and show people the two candidates for president... (eyeroll)
* Outsourcing, the hunt for bin Laden.
* McCain/Feingold, building loopholes because you never know when you may need to exploit them.
* The Texas GOP, giving trogdolytes a bad name.
* Inflated threats do not equal lies. Lies are what you use to keep your children from using condoms and understanding STDs.
* Only criminals need apply.
* Infiltrate the rollers that be holy, then buy the book.
* Onward Christian Soldiers... marching as to war, with the cross of Jeeeeee-sus.