Lazy Sunday just listening to Netradio and finally completed the disclaimer. What a bear! Saw "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" this afternoon. I still haven't quit laughing. Damn, that Kevin Smith's a genius. Off now to soak in what's left of the weekend before being sucked into the void that is work
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We reserve the right to correct any shipping error. Any customer receiving an incorrect product, which is not the product ordered, must contact us within five working days after receiving the incorrect product to obtain return authorization. The product must be returned within twenty-one days. After receipt, the product will be promptly inspected to insure it is in "new condition." After inspection, we will promptly reship the product at our expense. Products shipped but not accepted will be refunded less a restocking fee of 10 percent of the original purchase price but not less than ten (10) dollars.
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