May 30, 2002

It's one thing to be

It's one thing to be a rightwing nutcase, but if one is to make a strong argument, wouldn't spell check help solidify a message?

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How can they win the

How can they win the "hearts and minds" if they don't stay for a little dancin'?

Maybe Pakistan and India should stop for a history lesson.

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May 28, 2002

It appears as though the

It appears as though the Perry berry didn't fall too far from the Shrub.

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May 16, 2002

"Liner Notes" from a Chinese

"Liner Notes" from a Chinese bootleg of Spiderman.

"Peter - the gram(Tobey Maguire) is originally is an ordinary senior high school living, but he drive on only have the spider projecting the line to bite the empressin, he owned the every kind of the ability: Can at the wall with the ceiling the north bound walk, can project out the spider's net to wait from the wrist. At first, Peter just use these the the boss of the direct his dual body, on the other hand again at friend, is also his the No. 1th enemy of son, fight the beautiful woman Mary of affection; Again want at the same time with the knavish the go back and forth. Like this spider person of the life have already become a spider's net, well with the, love with hate all card amid ...

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Overheard conversation between a woman

Overheard conversation between a woman who makes Jabba the Hut seem svelte and her dog, as she yanked his choke chain.

"Wha-ut di-jew jes already git uh whuppin' fer?"

My sides still ache from the laughter

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May 14, 2002

Google Bombing for a cause.

Google Bombing for a cause.

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yes. I think I would

yes. I think I would like fries with that.

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May 13, 2002

pretty

pretty

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how can our lack-luster leader

how can our lack-luster leader tout an aggressive welfare to work program while increasing farm subsidies by two-thirds?

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May 03, 2002

What does Verisign mean to

What does Verisign mean to me?
Verisign = red gaping hemorrhoidal dingleberried assholes.

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