June 26, 2008


* Immunity For All!!!!! Get out of jail free cards now available in the White House lobby, stop by for your once in a lifetime opportunity. High crimes and misdemeanors are now in vogue, just don't be a liberal.

* Gimme Jesus gummint money! I promise to believe man walked with dinosaurs and that global climate change is a hoax... until the check clears.

* Biblical interpretations, not for amateurs, atheists, or Democratic candidates. Needs to be left in the capable hands of those who recommend biblical wrestling with young boys as pre-homosexual prevention.

* Maybe the moral question should be, "does the behavior negatively impact others?". If no than it's not immoral. The time machine argument is however, idiotic... let's take the same machine back 50 years and show people the two candidates for president... (eyeroll)

* Outsourcing, the hunt for bin Laden.

* McCain/Feingold, building loopholes because you never know when you may need to exploit them.

* The Texas GOP, giving trogdolytes a bad name.

* Inflated threats do not equal lies. Lies are what you use to keep your children from using condoms and understanding STDs.

* Only criminals need apply.

* Infiltrate the rollers that be holy, then buy the book.

* Onward Christian Soldiers... marching as to war, with the cross of Jeeeeee-sus.

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June 24, 2008


Republicans. Hanging their hopes on weak security and a good old-fashioned bombing. "Something Blew Up :: McCain '08"

June 23, 2008 4:05 PM McCain adviser Charlie Black told Fortune Magazine that national security events help Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.
"The assassination of Benazir Bhutto in December was an 'unfortunate event,' says Black. 'But his knowledge and ability to talk about it reemphasized that this is the guy who's ready to be Commander-in-Chief. And it helped us.' As would, Black concedes with startling candor after we raise the issue, another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. 'Certainly it would be a big advantage to him,' says Black."

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June 04, 2008

Stealing from Emo Phillips

The only trouble Obama's going to have mopping the floor with McCain will be getting into the corners.

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Dual Avian Life Arrest. Cause, A Single Geological Formation

The inability to concede will gain Senator Clinton very little respect in the long run. The number of states in the primary that tie to the 270 count in the electoral college are irrelevant and applying fuzzy math to make up for what's clearly a win makes one simply, a spoiler. Continued use of the Michigan and Florida totals and the dismissal of rules and previous commitments are a distinct sign of how the Clinton's now believe government should be run.





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Again, Obama takes the night... the nomination and the high ground.

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